Author & the Inventor of the Whirling Bliss Machine

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What exactly is a Whirling Bliss Machine and what does the Machine do?

The Whirling Bliss Machine relies on the same physics as occurs with a thunderstorm, a waterfall, or a large ocean wave. Each generates tremendous amount of negative ions. That's why the air feels so good after a storm.

The Machine itself has taken what has been an extremely popular toy known as a "fidget spinner" and combined it with negative ion disks. The transformation is nothing short of extraordinary. It's akin to turning lead into pure gold in the effect generated by combining these two more mundane objects.

The Whirling Bliss Machine is like carrying the negative ions from Niagara Falls in your pocket. We make no medical claims. We just say that great things can happen when you're feeling blissed.

Our vision is to make the world 25% more blissful with this astounding invention. Along the way, some users could become 1,000% more blissful. More than likely, their bliss could rub off on others since bliss can be contagious. You're invited to become a thousand per center!

In addition to getting your own "Bliss" you're invited to help us make these hand held self powered units available to the mentally challenged such as those with lower IQs or Autism. We want to bring them bliss, too!

A Go Fund Me page is in the works to make this endeavor possible.

How We Got Started

The Whirling Bliss Machine invention hit me in a tenth of a second while going from horizontal to vertical while getting out of bed one morning in late July or early August. Full credit belongs to a program called FASTER EFT. The 7-day online course initiated five miracles in seven days, including what could be a multi billion dollar invention. The invention appeared in its full conception in that instant.

The invention coincidentally brought forth a sixth miracle as well. I was badly hobbled by a broken back for nine or 10 years. People of all ages would pass me when I walked in store parking lots. But the Bliss got to me, even though I used the device around my face and throat maybe 95% of the time.

I now walk with almost no limp. I've even run a few steps limited only by my lack of physical fitness after sitting for a decade. :-) I'm looking forward to more coincidental miracles to occur any day now. :-) Frequent bouts of bliss are a seventh miracle, btw.

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Kelley from Author & the Inventor of the Whirling Bliss Machine Answered this on March 23, 2018

I love bringing the Whirling Bliss Machine I invented to people so they can experience what I'm experiencing. Any chance I get to 'play' at my job is like a vacation to me. A couple hours at the beach is like getting to eat ice cream on a Monday morning. IOW, I'm feeling so joyful these days most... (more) I love bringing the Whirling Bliss Machine I invented to people so they can experience what I'm experiencing. Any chance I get to 'play' at my job is like a vacation to me. A couple hours at the beach is like getting to eat ice cream on a Monday morning. IOW, I'm feeling so joyful these days most of the time that it's hard to tell whether I'm working or playing. I just found my driver's license from nearly ten years ago this morning. It was in the bathroom trash can of all places which is kind of weird since the trash was emptied last week. It showed up while fishing around for a Bliss Disk that had fallen into it. I look younger today than I did then.I don't use a cell phone for health reasons but will get a friend to take a photo of it later on. If I can find this page, I'll post it. Meanwhile here are photos of me from a year ago and recently. The Machine might be the greatest invention of the past decade. No diet was needed, no exercise, no pills, injections, drinks, or even batteries. It fits in my shirt pocket which is kind of convenient. I usually use the Machine 5-10 minutes a day and have hundreds of Bliss Disks around me and between me and any electronics. No, really. Based on how I keep feeling better and better, the future looks to be even more exciting than it is now. If I had extra time, I'd focus even more on giving my present customers even greater value than before. They bring me new customers which answers the question as to how to advertise effectively. My customers also reorder a good bit which solves the challenge as to how to increase orders. Our goal is to increase the world's bliss by 25% by increasing your 1,000%. When we reach those goals, we will double them. If you want you and your employees to get your hands on one of these things and give it a whirl, please visit my beta website. http//helpfulsolutions.org/whirlingbliss

Kelley from Author & the Inventor of the Whirling Bliss Machine Answered this on March 02, 2018

I can't answer that question unless we were told the backstory, but I can answer this one. What's the best response when your wife asks, "Honey does this dress (blouse, jeans, etc) make me look fat?" The correct answer is this: "Not at all, honey!" while beaming. Then without missing a beat,... (more) I can't answer that question unless we were told the backstory, but I can answer this one. What's the best response when your wife asks, "Honey does this dress (blouse, jeans, etc) make me look fat?" The correct answer is this: "Not at all, honey!" while beaming. Then without missing a beat, look down at your own shirt and turn your head from side to side, asking quizzically, "By the way, does this shirt make me look bald?"

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Kelley from Author & the Inventor of the Whirling Bliss Machine Answered this on December 18, 2017

It's been said many times that customers buy from those they know, like and trust. So it's a prerequisite, a starting point. At the same time, it might be that the customer knows, likes and trust the product without having any idea who the owners are. It NEVER hurts for the customers to know,... (more) It's been said many times that customers buy from those they know, like and trust. So it's a prerequisite, a starting point. At the same time, it might be that the customer knows, likes and trust the product without having any idea who the owners are. It NEVER hurts for the customers to know, like and trust you and your company. It's a huge plus...incalculable.

Kelley from Author & the Inventor of the Whirling Bliss Machine Answered this on December 01, 2017

Well, it could be our patent pending product (try saying that three times real fast) that is unlike any other product that just so happens to produce physical bliss. The feedback from users that they are singing at work while cleaning toilets used by strangers or are able to clean their home... (more) Well, it could be our patent pending product (try saying that three times real fast) that is unlike any other product that just so happens to produce physical bliss. The feedback from users that they are singing at work while cleaning toilets used by strangers or are able to clean their home after dealing with two months of pneumonia are all classified as coincidences. We only promise bliss because great things happen when we feel blissed. Bliss is our birthright. The Whirling Bliss Machine has captured the Bliss Particle. http://whirlingbliss.com

Kelley from Author & the Inventor of the Whirling Bliss Machine Answered this on November 03, 2017

That depends. If you have customers already, I'd focus on them somehow by being of service to them. Be so great that they become your prospectors. Existing customers are 23x more likely to buy from you again than someone who has never done business with you. So by treating them exceptionally... (more) That depends. If you have customers already, I'd focus on them somehow by being of service to them. Be so great that they become your prospectors. Existing customers are 23x more likely to buy from you again than someone who has never done business with you. So by treating them exceptionally well, you'll get 23x the return on your money than trying to find new ones.

Kelley from Author & the Inventor of the Whirling Bliss Machine Answered this on October 20, 2017

When it comes to advertising, if you can't track the effectiveness, you're guessing. That's why advertising such as TV, radio, billboards, and much of print advertising should be avoided.Online advertising can be tracked extremely well. The best online advertising is retargeting. It typically... (more) When it comes to advertising, if you can't track the effectiveness, you're guessing. That's why advertising such as TV, radio, billboards, and much of print advertising should be avoided.Online advertising can be tracked extremely well. The best online advertising is retargeting. It typically produces a response many times that of cold advertising. The best way to advertise far above all others is to treat one's customers so well that they do your advertising and prospecting for you. Our ads can't compete in trustworthiness to a customer bragging about your business. But more important even than referrals, is repeat business. An existing customer is worth something like $23 for every dollar that advertising to cold customers brings. Think of it this way, if you were to spend the same dollar to influence your existing customers, the results would be 23 times higher than if the money were spent trying to find a new customer. Trackable rewards can do this. Take the dollars you would spend on finding new customers and make an offer to your customers that they can't refuse in order to get them to sign up for your QR program and/or your email list. Some of the benefits to the customer could be non monetary. For instance, if you had a jewelry store, you could send interesting stories about jewelry and/or pictures of jewelry to them. Or offer them free cleaning of their jewelry. IOW, make your place of business remarkable, i.e., your customers remark about your business to their friends. Even if they don't send many referrals to you, they will spend more money themselves. In retail situations, your customer might end up bringing their friend to your store. That breaks the ice.

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